Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.
Worker: OK should I use the forklift?
Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.
Worker: OK should I use the forklift?
Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.
by IL4DD November 3, 2017
Get the message to garcia mug.A phrase coined by Colin Lane in an episode of 'The Adventures of Lano and Woodley'. Used to describe the biggest bellywhacker imaginable.
"Oooh! It is the MESSIAH of bellywhackers!"
by Alex7 June 1, 2007
Get the the messiah of bellywhackers mug.The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007
Get the Throne Messenger mug.Either an answered call, voice mail message, or text message that has been made from a person's pocket. You might here an interesting conversation, your friend singing horribly to a song in their car, or just the sound of their pocket. Without a lock on your phone's keyboard, this might happen often.
You get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in years only to find out that they still don't want to talk to you because their phone dialed your number on accident, and as a result, you get a "pocket message", hearing the ruffle of their walk, or a conversation they are having with someone else.
by SeattleGirl10 March 1, 2010
Get the pocket message mug.When you have very disorganized folders within your computer. The mess includes, but is not limited to: music files in picture folders (and similar misplacements), more than 5 icons in your desktop, and files with names such as "sfgsrdf".
Man, I can't find my PowerPoint assignment in my computer files because I named it something random, just like I always do. I have such an e-mess.
by AnaBackwards November 22, 2011
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Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
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Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.
Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.
“Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives”
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