Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet

a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself

by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

cookierun_mesopotamia

A sweet friendly fun person<333

Cookierun_mesopotamia is a tiktoker who post videos

by Pixel/vincent February 20, 2022

Mesozoic Death Roll

When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.

by facefuckingheadpusher June 13, 2018

Cookierun_mesopotamia

a sweet caring and fun person who makes a best friend for life <333

“Did you talk to cookierun_mesopotamia there so sweet”

by Pixel/vincent February 20, 2022

@cookierun_mesopotamia

They are an amazing tiktoker who makes fun content and is really funny they have a cute little pet bird who is the new cupcakke and they are amazing overall

@cookierun_mesopotamia is the best tiktoker ever!

by Pridethefurry February 24, 2022

mesopotamigate

Name of the largely George-W-Bush-induced demise of good relations with every Muslim nation on the planet.

John McCain: "Man, that mesopotamigate shit is fucked up."

by Eric Erzinger August 16, 2006

Mesohornyoma

A severe and deadly case of being extremely horny.

I don't have mesothelioma but I have a terminal case of mesohornyoma.

by MrVoteLibertarian July 31, 2013