Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.

Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.

by Mocoholi August 14, 2010

memory burn

When you see something so spectacular and amazing, it is burnt in your memory. So you never forget it. It could possibly be the opposite, if you see something that is horrendously disgusting!

Source is from a Seinfeld episode (S03E05) when Seinfeld tells Kramer about an amazing girl in a orange dress he dated.

Seinfeld: .. this orange dress.. just burned in my memory..
Kramer: ooh, memory burn! *grins*

by thaiambulance December 20, 2008

Assographic Memory

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.

“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”

by b0di November 25, 2018

memory glands

a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life

My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands

by youzafoo April 23, 2011

pull memory

Pull memory is the place you keep mental pictures (generally of them fine biatches) away in the back of your mind for future pulling* reference.

*Pulling offcourse referring to stroking your wooky, patting the dragon, tugging the tubesteak, etc

Person 1: "Lets go to the strippers." Person 2: "Na strippers is just frustrating" Person 1: "just put it in your pull memory"

"ah crap yo! - the internet is down. Im going to have resort to pull memory! Come to daddy heidi klum"

by SicSuperman February 17, 2010

ryleigh memory

A girl who forgets everything in the span of like 5 seconds

What did I just say 5 seconds ago
Idk man I must have ryleigh memory

by TotallyNotSynthesize February 5, 2020

collective memory

After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"

"Man, what the **** happened last night?"

"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."

"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"

"23"

"Oh"

"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"

by TheRealLance April 17, 2010