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Medical bitch

A person who is obsessed with doctors offices , waiting rooms emergency rooms. Will take up precious bed space at the hospital for a zit/ pimple. Will have a huge collection of ointments and antibiotics. Will never get answers for ongoing existing medical conditions.
That guy went to the Bancroft doctors office two hours away. Because he’s a medical bitch !
by Grant grubber April 29, 2022
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medical-grade asshole

An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
by YAWA June 29, 2023
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Medical Gown

As ubiquitous as the medical gowns found in hospitals worldwide. Just like these gowns offer the basic necessity of coverage in a clinical setting, items or assets at the Medical Gown tier are foundational and easy to obtain. They are the standard issue, no-frills options that serve as the starting point for anyone venturing into the field.
1. Even with her medical gown simplicity, she found a way to outsmart her jewel-encrusted opponents in the arena.

2. His medical gown attire did little to intimidate the other players, but his skillful play spoke volumes.
by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023
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3rd Medical Battalion

Forward Fleet Marine Force unit in Okinawa Japan subordinate to III MST (Moral Suppression Team).
Better off dead than 3rd Med (3rd Medical Battalion)
by ToeCutterX August 17, 2018
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medical school

The place where Rich white kids, smart Asian kids, and horny Indian kids come to learn that Biochemistry is the subject of Satan. Oftentimes, these 4 years reflect regret in not learning Korean (to decipher professors) instead of learning Spanish (to decipher your patients). These 4 years are filled with defining "firsts" Ex: First time White Kid A screwed an Asian Girl. First time Indian Kid A got laid period. First time Asian girl tried lesbian porn to pay for her abusive boyfriend's car insurance.
Overall: any prolonged experience that includes alcohol, 8am clinics with rectal exams, lab coats with unexplainable stains, and unsurmountable debt.
I went to Dental School because I did not get into Medical School.

I attend Medical School because my Indian father told me he would send me to India to get married if I didn't.

Did you need a refill for that Vicodin? No problem, I went to medical school for a reason; to become a Board Certified drug dealer.
by dizzlerizzle April 24, 2006
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medical

Yo, did you hear that new Biggie joint? That shit is MEDICAL son!!!!
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medical terminology

an absurd blend of dog Latin, anglicized Greek, and bastardized mumbo-jumbo fragments of various other languages used by physicians and wannabe physicians solely for the purpose of establishing dominance in clinical interactions with those outside the medical community.
The patient came into my office acting like he knew his anus from a hole in the ground, but I threw some medical terminology at him to make him feel uneducated and vulnerable.
by AltLans September 29, 2013
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