smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase
"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"
by eils and chick June 26, 2003
Get the do you want a medal?mug. (Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the do you want a medal for that?mug. something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008
Get the would you like a cookie or a medal?mug. After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.
by ApricotFields June 7, 2019
Get the Bronze Medal Sexmug. by #woendjd August 13, 2018
Get the Silver medalmug. by johnathan May 13, 2005
Get the runnin medalmug. when the 4th place finisher gets awarded a medal along with the top 3. usually happens at u.s. figure skating national championships
he couldn't podium, but at least he can get a potato medal. as a treat.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.
they flopped, but there's always a possibility of a potato medal.
by rikabauer April 15, 2022
Get the potato medalmug.