do you want a medal?

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"

by eils and chick June 26, 2003

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

by White Noise August 22, 2023

Silver medal

YOU LOST HOE

SEE I WON GOLD YOU LOST U GET THE SILVER MEDAL HOE BAG

by #woendjd August 13, 2018

Bronze Medal Sex

When you come third.

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

runnin medal

when you score a fine ass girl you just got a medal.

that's another medal in my trophy case

by johnathan May 13, 2005