meet the mayor

v. phrase- Canadian expression for smoking crack.

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Dude. You got time for some boarding?

Sorry man. I have to meet the mayor.

Bummer.

by gnostic 1 June 1, 2013

The Mayor of Hooterville

Someone who likes to go to Hooter restaurants all over the world where the Girls often give autographs, pictures, hugs, kisses and maybe even a phone number or two!!

It's a pity that my wife won't let me go to Hooters yet The Mayor of Hooterville almost goes on a daily basis!

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Mayor McCheese.

It is a synonym for wang.

Sometimes I like to look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and play with my Mayor McCheese.

by Tom Penniman December 9, 2005

Mayor McCheese

When a married public official cleans the cheese from your foreskin.

That cop will never bust me, I know him as Mayor McCheese.

by Zigi and Arete September 24, 2010

mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

by d-cup July 8, 2006

The Mayor of Monon

A sexual act. You must cum into the eye of your partner. and then punch them in the same eye. You then must ask them "Yeah, you like that son?" in a backwoods hillbilly accent.

I hooked up with this chick last night and made her The Mayor of Monon.

by TheMayorofMurica June 26, 2018

Mayor McChicken

1. The mayor of Pensacola, Fla.

2. A delicious entree at Bojangles.

1. You know as well as anyone else Jim-bob that the world's flat! Mayor McChicken said so in science class!

2. Yeah, I'll have two #3's and one Mayor McChicken to go please.

by JaiHo February 2, 2013