by jimbojohnson June 22, 2014

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
by Buttceth November 7, 2012

the slickest hockey player ever known to man, can skate circles around even the best in the league it’s just flat out nasty, oh and to top it off his face is so amazing it’s known to cause people to stare and never look away again, all around Prince Charming.
by kittenkoala9 July 11, 2018

The act of becoming Intoxicated or drunk. Similar to getting wastey-faced. Attainable through social settings or alone in a dark damp room.
Dude, we went out last weekend and got so Mat-Pete'd! or I was home at my mom's house and just thought I'd get Mat-Pete'd.
by Dealbreaker March 25, 2009

Lead singer for Atlanta Record's band, Kill Hannah. He has a unique sense of style and an even more unique voice.
by sniperhearrt August 4, 2006

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019

A Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Player, Grappler, Wrestler, or Mixed Martial Artist who spends most of his free time on the mat in training.
by Kayajohnjitsu February 24, 2020
