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man i hate when someone walks in on me just as i'm about to maxturbate
by Thomas78 October 26, 2006
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mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
by RVLambo February 1, 2009
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How to Masturbate

First, lick your finger(s) and slide slowly into your pussy. Rub around to make sure you are fully wet. When fully wet, find either the clit or gspot, whichever you prefer. I like clit better. Rub your finger(s) in a slow circular motion around it. Change speeds and even directions. Tease yourself, play with your nipples, or bring yourself to breakpoint and back off. I like it slow and hard. After you bring yourself to an awesome orgasm, keep going, doing this, I've accomplish 8 orgasms in a row.

WHo needs a man???

Guys not leaving you out. Place your hand at the bottom of your shaft. Like females you can change speeds as well. Go up and down, faster at first then so down. Rub your balls with your other hand. Do it in front of a friend. Call up one of your closest buds and both do it together. Not sound appealing? O it is, just try....
Last night when I was on the phone with my bestfriend, we told each other how to masturbate and it was awesome hearing each other moan and cum. :)
by CumDrinker September 2, 2005
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masturbate

The best thing you can do when you're alone
I masturbated 'till I couldn't breath... it was awesome!
by el_pichum May 19, 2008
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Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused
dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.
by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010
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Masturbate

To touch oneself until an orgasm is reached.
Males grab their cock and stroke.
Females finger themselves, or use a dildo, or vibrator, or a hot dog...
We all do it, don't deny it.
Bob had to masturbate all the time because he was too creepy to get laid.
Jane would rather masturbate, because she can't risk getting a bun in her oven. Although, she's had her eye on Bob for a while...
by ChEeSe Is GoOd October 6, 2006
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masturbate

When a man or woman, uses a body part to allow themselves sexual pleasure.

Masturbation often results in a mess of genital fluids. These fluids can be used in many ways such as glue, fertilization, or even for a sweet taste.

To masturbate in a male would be to grap your penis and rub it up and down in a continuous motion.

To masturbate in a female would be to either rub you vagina up and down with a few fingers or to stick a long straight peice of plastic in the shape of a penis(a dildo) in the vagina and pull up and down.
Sex can wait...Masturbate!

If it hurts...stop
by The Constipator May 13, 2005
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