massive boner

it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards

god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners

by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016

massive legend here

Here he is

MaxMoeFoe: Massive Legend Here

by Pure_On_Cancer February 15, 2018

Massivest

adj. More huge than just massive.

That is the massivest building that i have ever seen

by Jason May 2, 2004

massive gay

A dorogative term used with the intention of showing displeasure at the one to whom you are uttering this phrase. This usually refers to the size of their perceived homsexuality rather than the size of the homosexual themself. More often than not, however, homosexuality doesn't actually have anything to do with the discussion. In the same way someone calls another a dick head because they don't like them, rather than the victim of these insults actually having a penis on the upper part of their face, "massive gay" is used with the intention of hurting another's feelings.

-I can't come out tonight. I've got too much homework.
-You massive gay!

by Bottom Face December 3, 2010

MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.

"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."

by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007

massive breast

breast so massive that the holder of the breast falls down

boy 1 : i feel sorry for her.
boy 2 : why?
boy 1 : because she has a massive breast .
boy 2 : who cares i just wanna squeeze them and sleep on them

by mfmjrd November 20, 2007

Massive

One of the worst insults one can possibly called another. However, conversely can be used in a endearing way amounts only the closest of friends and communities

That guy is such a massive, he's not worth it

by Darkfireice September 9, 2019