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Martyr Kittens

They are the supporters of SB19's bunso line. They prefer to celebrate everything in private. Long live, mga kutings!
Some of Martyr Kittens famous line are:

- Kentin pa rain
-Kentin Palagi
-Kentin boyfies
by OT5 hsh October 4, 2020
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Stay at Home Martyr

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.
"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."
by Tululah July 25, 2009
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Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish May 20, 2014
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Martyr economy

An economic condition under which people must subsidize their living through crowdfunding and appeals to charity.
In this martyr economy, we had to go on Facebook to collect money to buy jimmy a new liver.
by Nonsensicalme July 30, 2018
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Martyr Mary

A true mistress of deception, this office snitch has too much work to get it all done, doesn’t have good help, but still makes a point to complain about how others use their time.
I’d better seem busy because Martyr Mary is on office patrol.
by Thelma365 December 19, 2021
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martyr

Dude, you spell like a martyr.
by axolotl boy April 27, 2021
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emotional martyr

A person or being who will infiltrate your personal life like a terrorist. attack emotionally , ultimately attach and thrive off any validation. Which they are seeking. Finally, knowingly implode taking you along with them.
Diana grew up brainwashed. Her terroristic tendencies allowed her to cross paths with Brad Litt. Unknowingly he was her next victim and she was to be his emotional martyr. She is always the victim, truly.
by Beachareyouokay March 17, 2024
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