e-married

The disperse of marriage over the internet. Created when two people over the internet agree on marrying one another.

"RKY AND GIRLY ARE E-MARRIED"

by Girlyyyy December 8, 2009

Maryed

When a piece of technology suddenly stops working for no apparent reason, no-one 'touched it' or 'fiddled' with it, it just stopped working 'all on it's own'!

Techie: What happened here then?
Customer: I don't know it just stopped working
Techie: Did you click on blah blah?
Customer: I didn't click on anything
Techie: (to other techie) it's been Maryed!

by Total Paranoia July 13, 2011

marre

Bell bottom wearing, queen bitch who likes to sing and rap, but nobody can understand what about. A Marre is always in love with an old rod.
Marre is also very sweet, nice, caring and sees the best in everyone. A Marre will go out of her way to make anybody feel better.

Person 1: "Hey. Did you see that Marre?"
Person 2: "yah! Her bell bottoms are as fresh as her lyrics."

by SpiffySquabble January 27, 2018

super-married

When one is not only married, but also happy with said marriage.

David isn't joining us for the game because he wants to spend time with his wife. He's super-married.

by alxdr August 19, 2009

Single Married Wife

A woman who takes care of all the cooking, cleaning, and financial responsibility of her bills and half of her husband's bills while raising his kids, getting nothing in return for her sacrifices, working night and day shifts as he comes home doing the bare minimum, expecting his single married wife to be his chef, therapist, maid, and caretaker, catching an attitude when asked to clean up after himself, cook dinner, take out the trash, fix the plumbing, watch the kids, or go grocery shopping, but has the nerve to want sex from his single married wife when he wants it unprotected at that it's better to be single and child free than to deal with an adult male with the mindset of adolescent child that'll never grow up and mature into adulthood, if men have anything it's the audacity to require a traditional women without playing the role of traditional man that provides, protects, respect, emotional intelligence, support, chivalrous, integrity, stability, courtmananship.

A single married wife is a lonely, depressing life to live on a daily basis. I'd rather expand my dating options knowing that a single married wife is more prevalent in certain cultures than others with high levels of misogyny, narcissism, incel behavior, and baby mama culture. I'm choosing myself by broadening my horizons and vetting men from cultures that differ from my own while valuing a woman's worth in countries like Greece, Spain, Albania, Sweden, Bulgaria, Bosnia, Serbia, Palestine, Guatamala, Tunisia, Algeria, Bermuda,the Cayman Islands, the Marshall Islands,the Northern Mariana Islands, Antigua, Samoa, Socotra, Azerbaijan, Belgium, Scotland, Canouan, Seychelles, Mauritius, Martinique, Cajun, Romania, Belarus, Montenegro, Andorra, Austria, Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland, Salvador, Hungary, Czech, Jordanian, Finland, Luxembourg, New Caledonia, Monaco, Estonia, Macau, Guernsey, Peru, Montreal.

by Desert flower September 6, 2023

marked

1. Targeting someone for a violent attack. Usually meant to intimate them

2. Targeting someone for as a potential lover.

1. "y0, fuck you dawg, how you gonna disrepect me like that son? my crews got you marked."

1. "you're mark'd" (threat)

2. "did you see the size of those tits dawg, fuck. that girl is mark'd"

by James_Toronto October 8, 2005

Maryed

To cheerfully say hi to a person you know very well, only to have that person completely ignore you and ruin your entire day. Also may cause severe depression when done correctly.

Person 1: Hi! How's it going?
Person 2: *turns around and walks away*
Person 3: Oh my god dude you just got severely maryed

by Im from SPARTAAAA! January 12, 2011