margaritarded

Getting drunk, specifically from drinking margaritas, to the point that you act without any common sense or good judgement.

I had so many margaritas last night that I peed in my closet, burned a frozen pizza in the oven, and then called my ex-girlfriend and told her how much I missed her for an hour. I was straight up margaritarded.

by G-Reck-3 February 3, 2010

Mageralyzed

Hockey term: Getting completely fucked up. Usually results in unconsciousness, but seizures are possible.

Dude you Mageralyzed that bender!

by AlexW#1 June 3, 2011

Margaret Napier

She’s got WAP if I ever saw it. She’s your small town freak. When you catch a glimpse of that menace of a women you’ll want to fuck her in your local Walmart beauty isle right on the spot. There’s no going back once you get with a margaret napier knowone else can make you orgasm in less than .13738 seconds using only her left middle finger

Jeff: I was riding a bull and I saw a margaret napier

Bobby: dude, did you fall off? You must have been squirting unconditionalaly

by Catastrophicalstacybump January 3, 2022

D'Marge

The act of doing your best in any given situation. A matter of being the most stylish, influential, respected and awesome.

Yo. Let's go out and do some D'Marge.

by The Real Jazz October 14, 2011

Dog in the Manger

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

by Methid Man December 15, 2004

Margaret Thatcher

Margaret Thatcher is a fat bitch who is a disgrace to the UK and Ireland. It’s a shame she didn’t die 87 years ago. THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD.🇮🇪

“Margaret Thatcher is an old bitch” if anyone says different I will car bomb your Honda Civic

by Butler🇮🇪 February 2, 2021

Margaret Thatcher

Shithead fucker asshole cunt bitch whore

Margaret Thatcher is a fucking whore.

I agree.

by Skriddo March 24, 2022