manderson

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.

Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd

by Naples pap December 29, 2007

manperiod

that time of the month when hormones change- in males it results in increased horniness which lasts approximately 28-31 days.

"dude, my girlfriend's on her period and my manperiod's peakin' - I have got to do something!"

by bill b licious April 13, 2010

Manpering

Male version of Pampering

The lads are going to the Sauna for a bit of Manpering.

by Great_BEF December 16, 2008

no manners

No manners a girl with sloppy head game slurping, spits on dick

Man bro she gave me head with no manners

by Clint Morning Wood November 21, 2015

Manversation

a conversation between two men who are close friends (usually whilst intoxicated) where personal stories and secrets are shared in the comfort of knowing neither one of you will remember what was said in the morning

me:hey morgan remember last night when we were having a manversation and i told you about that time i shat myself?
morgan:no what are you talking about?
me:never mind...

by tiediedemon January 11, 2008

manderstand

A Man OR Woman's comprehension of an idea, topic, concept, emotion, object, thought, opinion or any other abstraction, generally from the MALE viewpoint.

The ability to sympathize with and/or accept another person's perspective without truly understanding it.

The term Manderstand was developed over a conversation about men and women being able to truly communicate and understand each other... the best we are able to anyway.

A man can Manderstand why a woman asks if she looks fat in those jeans... but cannot truly understand the emotional implications of the question.

I manderstand how much you like beer and football, even though I'm not into it.

I completely manderstand why you want me to go to Walmart at 3am for chocolate ice cream and wine coolers.

I manderstand that you are feeling insecure, but I do not understand why or how, because you are so beautiful.

I manderstand the fight you had with your best friend even though I think it's silly.

by BardESS Amethyst October 31, 2013

Manpered

The experience of a male being taken care of or partaking in relaxing events such as getting a pedi, a good fade or massage. i.e. a woman being “pampered” by going to a salon. Pampered + man = Manpered.

Carey went to a full service barber shop to be “manpered” before his hot date.

by Big Alli G December 30, 2017