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Manperiod

The time of the month in which a man bitches about everything and acts like a big pussy usually caused by a women's lack of sexual drive and bad attitude during her menstrual period.
Yo Bill is totally on his manperiod he has been pissed and acting all sick this week, it's probably because Becky got hers too.
by Jayin August 5, 2008
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Manperiod

When a man experiences PMT symptoms at his time of the month.
Bob's on his manperiod.
He's been crying over the housework all morning.
by TheSophizm August 7, 2008
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Manger de la marde

Expression used in Québec, that could be translated in English by '' Eat shit ''. The expression is most of the time used to insult a person or an object.
1. Mike: Le directeur veut que tu passes le voir à son bureau. (The principal wants you to go meet him at his office.)
Joe : Ah, qu'il mange de la marde. (He may just eat a truck loaded of shit.)

2. Elvis Gratton (trying to install a chair on the beach): Qu'a mange d'la marde e***! (Elvis Gratton - La Chaisse)

3. Telling a toilet to manger de la marde
by Bannn August 20, 2008
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poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.
"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
by ThaddPole October 12, 2011
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mander

A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.
Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014
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mangerines

noun: a term of endearment used to describe ones testicles especially when recalling an extremely painful episode.
"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."
by Rob squared May 24, 2008
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Manpering

What a rubbish week at work! Time for a spot of manpering.
by Sly Fox Ash February 17, 2015
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