mank

A form of masturbation. (notice that a "M" is an upside down "W" WANK---MANK) This is when a person sexually stimulates themselves by massaging the prostate gland throgh the rectal wall. In laymans terms "Fingering you ass until you come."

1: "dude did you hear that bill tried to have a mank the other day and had to go to hospital for internal bleeding?"
2: "thats a damn shame"

by rotten egg April 13, 2006

Mank

If the word "jank" is ever banned, just say "mank."

You'd normally say: This stuff is jank.

Now you say: This stuff is mank.

by fruityfed April 22, 2009

mank

Part of the mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale of just how bad something is. All are negative terms.

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank

Your clothes are pretty manky

by James Keenan May 30, 2006

mank

Max Demin, Gay russian

getting laid in yo escalade while you mank with diana, big diss

by ahi December 8, 2004

Mank

Mank is a lifestyle full of women, partying, and being a BAMF 24/7.

Example 1- - - Guy 1 : Man that guy just left with 5 girls!

Guy 2 : What a mank!
Example 2- - - Guy 1 : Chicks love that guy man.

Guy 2 : He's Level 6 mank.

by Batman1987 June 1, 2011

mank

fukin pimpin as

m-ank

by spanky spangler September 7, 2003

Mank wank

A wank with marmite.

I'm going to pick up some marmite from the shop for a mank wank

by Ben is Zero January 21, 2017