mank

A form of masturbation. (notice that a "M" is an upside down "W" WANK---MANK) This is when a person sexually stimulates themselves by massaging the prostate gland throgh the rectal wall. In laymans terms "Fingering you ass until you come."
1: "dude did you hear that bill tried to have a mank the other day and had to go to hospital for internal bleeding?"
2: "thats a damn shame"
by rotten egg February 28, 2006
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If the word "jank" is ever banned, just say "mank."
You'd normally say: This stuff is jank.

Now you say: This stuff is mank.
by fruityfed April 22, 2009
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Part of the mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale of just how bad something is. All are negative terms.

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank
by James Keenan May 25, 2006
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getting laid in yo escalade while you mank with diana, big diss
by ahi December 09, 2004
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Mank is a lifestyle full of women, partying, and being a BAMF 24/7.
Example 1- - - Guy 1 : Man that guy just left with 5 girls!

Guy 2 : What a mank!
Example 2- - - Guy 1 : Chicks love that guy man.

Guy 2 : He's Level 6 mank.
by Batman1987 May 07, 2011
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m-ank
by spanky spangler September 08, 2003
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Mank wank

I'm going to pick up some marmite from the shop for a mank wank
by Ben is Zero January 22, 2017
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