manchester

Manchester is when a friend says somthing they will do and if you quickly say manchester before another word comes out of their mouth then they will have to perform what they had said they were going to do. If they do not do it then they get a slap by the person who called manchester. If some asks "are you going to kill yourself" and the person replies "yes" or "yea" and you call manchester then the person who replied yes must still perform it whether they said it or not.

"Im gonna shit on your chest" MAnchester!!!!. Person must shit on their chest or they get slapped.

by 98taa98 March 9, 2017

machostache

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.

Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.

by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011

Dirty Manchez

An action of a dirty sanchez performed by 2 men (see Dirty Sanchez)

"That guy was a total bitch so my friend and i gave him a dirty Manchez."

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

macho

masculine, virile (from spanish)

He tries to look macho, but ends up making himself look like an idiot in front of everyone.

by Light Joker May 15, 2005

Manchester United

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything

Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!

by the f.a September 23, 2019

manchovy

A hirsute man

John: Dude, your friends pool party is a bit of a sausage fest.

Timmy: Sorry, I had no idea there would be such a dearth of womenfolk.

John: Look at that manchovy over there, do you think that is ALL his own hair?

Timmy: Maybe it is, or maybe it's a gorilla riding him like a pool pony........who knows

by Stuart Pinkus August 16, 2010

Manchester NH

A "city" in New Hampshire thats really just a large town in comparison. The Queen city, with a lot of gangsta wannabe's college kids and a pretty good bar scene. Manchvegas to some. Mostly french canadian ancestry, and lots of catholics.

I went to central high, Hesser college and now i like to go to the Black Brimmer and Strange Brew. I grew up in Manchester NH

by BeanerTINI April 8, 2009