Youtube Lost

When watching a videos on Youtube and clicking from related video to related video until you have no idea what you originally searched.

Guy 1: "Hey man."
Guy 2: "Hey, what did you do last night?"
Guy 1: "Well, I was watching drag racing videos and eventually got Youtube lost, and ended up watching a video about how to properly breast feed..."
Guy 2: "Wow..."

by Otis Finklburg January 27, 2010

she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.

PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...

by banananna89 September 17, 2013

lost in the sauce

an existential state of uncertainty defined by transcendent, even blissful, confusion

That sure was hectic back there. I'm not really sure why I did that. Guess I was just lost in the sauce.

by messenger of truth May 30, 2016

/qa/ lost

Referring to the now deleted 4chan board, /qa/. Either used to make fun of the board's dedicated users or to mock the people who do the former.

1.
"Fucking trannies ruined this site, hope the join the 41% soon."
"/qa/ lost, lol"

2.
"Why do /pol/tards insist upon making this site unusable? It's so annoying."
"/qa/ lost, have sex incel, i'm trans btw"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 3, 2022

lost the rag

To Lose ones temper suddenly and become impatient.

He pissed me off so much that I totally lost the rag and punched his lights out!!!

by ThebesRZ December 23, 2011

Lost in the source

When you check something online and end up going from one interesting source to another and surfing through a lot more information than you originally intended.

"I was just checking the population of the Republic of Ireland last night on Wikipedia, and one thing led to another and I think I can break down the eight-hundred year conflict between Ireland and Britain now, also I learned how to create and cook in a prehistoric Fullacht Fiadh that was used in the Bronze Age in Ancient Ireland, and did you know that millions of years ago the North-West and South-East of Ireland were separated and situated in completely different parts of the world with drastically different climates, and were you aware that one of the oldest Irish mythological figures, Cessair, was supposedly a descendent of Noah, the same one who had the ark, and Halloween most likely comes from the original pagan festival of Samhain which used to take place in Ireland to ensure a good harvest, and they would have carved turnips as opposed to pumpkins, oh, and did you ever hear about the time that Irish and German soldiers took over Rio de Janeiro in 1828? Yeah... I might have gotten lost in the source... wait a minute - my assignments are due in twenty minutes!"

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Slop Lobster

Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..

"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"

"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.

by livetheshoree February 7, 2010