Wayne's Loophole

When a pedo dates young adults with mental disabilities; someone attracted to the body of an adult but the mind of a child.

"Are you dating the new girl? She seems a little old for you; and isn't she gumpin it?
"Yeah, it's Wayne's Loophole!"

by Atlas Drugged April 9, 2025

Lewis's Loophole

or poophole (n.) A legal loophole where a girl uses a strap-on to peg you for your anal pleasure. It's not considered gay because it's with a girl.

I want to get fucked in the ass so bad, but it's kind of gay. So, I will invoke Lewis's Loophole.

by Facenub December 6, 2024

LoopHole

A sexual position between a biological male and biological female where, because of circumstances (ie discretion, personal or moral limits) digital stimulation of the female's vulva, anal sphincter and clitoris is premitted but direct oral contact or penis penitration of those exact parts of the anatomy is not. In this circumstance the female positions on her anterior, presenting herself, while the male digitally maipulates the permitted areas while simultaneously using his tongue to stimulate the are between the vagina and anal opening, known colloquially as the " 'taint'. Thus, being technically true to each others limits they have found, and achieved, the LoopHole.

I really shouldn't because (some different person) wouldnt appreciate it, but you and I can LoopHole.

by FromB2Z August 2, 2024

bahamian loophole

a financial recuperation manoeuvre performed by desperate victims of amphetamine addled billionaires.

once thought to be perfectly legitimate, now considered fraud.

algod exploited the bahamian loophole, now everyone hates him

by aesopfloppy November 14, 2022

loophole

Noel Millers horny song.

man noel millers song called loophole is rlly horny

by finn.xiola January 6, 2022

the lords loophole

The butthole

Since you don’t want to give me head how bout I stick it in the lords loophole

by The jackhammer September 20, 2022

loophole

It’s a citizen following and complying with the law as written while simultaneously ticking off some anonymous lefty person who cannot stand that someone is doing that action.

Note, too, in this that the anonymous lefty person makes their lament public and searches for some social justice warrior dopamine spikes in their bloodstream.

John is complaining on FaceBook again about people in California finding loopholes to comply with California gun laws that make a mockery of the California legislators.

by Harry Potter Telling February 20, 2025