liberalsexual

A person who believes their opinion is superior to anyone who has a different opinion. It doesn't matter what the opion is, or which side it supports, as long as it's theirs. Known to go both ways on an issue, if it furthers their opinion. Often self-gratifies with their own opinion.

The liberalsexual refers to a gun owner as an ammosexual, unless it is their bodyguard.

by An Ammosexual Expert April 15, 2016

Triggered Liberal

a person who is so angry and distraught over Donald Trump winning the us presidential election that all they can do is make fun of it by calling him a Cheeto or Hitler.

look at that triggered liberal making fun of the president

by chillmac March 3, 2017

stupid liberal

Someone with the opinion of regulation of happiness through use of the tax code. Regulating rewards and punishments based on what ever point of view they do or don’t agree with

A stupid liberal would say "We don't like that so we will tax you for it."

by Michael Hansen April 17, 2006

Neo-Liberal

Neoliberalism refers to a political-economic philosophy that has had major implications for government policies beginning in the 1970s and increasingly prominent since 1980– that de-emphasizes or rejects government intervention in the economy, focusing instead on structured free-market methods, and fewer restrictions on business operations and that the most important class of rights to expand are those of property enforcement, and of opening nations to entry by multinational corporations. In a broader sense it is used to describe the movement towards using the market to achieve a wide range of social ends previously filled by government.
It is generally hostile to protectionism, social democracy and socialism. It is often at odds with fair trade and other movements that argue that labor rights and social justice should have a greater priority in international relations and economics.

A stark contrast to the earlier entry.

The Democrats in America are nothing more than a bunch of Neo-liberals, and the Republicans are freaking Neo-cons!

by Risky Stuff January 9, 2006

Liabetic

Noun. Particularly overbearing and sanctimonious man who professes that he cannot eat pastry stuffs because of his blood sugar problems and then scarfs as many sugary things into his hypocritical gob as fast as he can when he thinks no one is looking

"Did Michael have a piece of that cake?"
"Yeah, he did."
"But I thought he was diabetic!"
"No, he's a liabetic."

by CommanDOH! March 29, 2009

liberal locusts

United States: People who are either registered as Democrats or espouse liberal and leftist values (i.e. thinking gun control is going to stop mass shootings, higher taxes, defunding the police, supporting riots, supporting sanctuary cities and giving financial assistance to illegal immigrants, wasteful government spending, etc.). These people tend to no longer like the state they live in (or the region of the state they live in) either because of the results after they made disastrous liberal votes and elected terrible liberal politicians that have ruined the area in which they live or because they have caused others to leave the area because of the demands they have made on either the cities or the state in which they live leaving it a shell of its former self (See San Francisco, Seattle, Detroit, Baltimore, etc.) Upon realizing this uninhabitable living situation, they then fly off to other states or regions to only repeat their disastrous liberal voting and implementation of leftist policies that destroyed the places from whence they came.

Texan seeing a new neighbor: "How y'all doing? I see you just moved in across the street. Where y'all from? Maybe I can show you around and we can go to the local range to fire off a few rounds."
New neighbor: "Nice to meet you. We're from California. Thanks but no thanks on the offer to go "shooting", we don't believe people should be walking around with guns; citizens don't need guns which lead to mass shootings - that's why we have police!"
Texan: You Liberal Locusts make me fucking sick. Kindly leave Texas and go back to California!

by BerkBiggler September 11, 2020

liabetes

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful

Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"

by Browntown154 October 14, 2010