Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.

Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

Lesse

A contraction of "Let's See". Can be used as either street slang, or internet slang. Also spelt "Lessee".
Uber-1337 version would be 13553, although this is not commonly used.

You want a download from FilePlanet? Lesse what I can find...

by Avatar May 26, 2003

lesser being

A lesser being is slang for a person who is a jerk and a person you care naught for.

Man, John is being such a lesser being today.

by Little Johnny Anarch November 23, 2004

Physics lesson

When you and your girl shag under a blanket without kicking your best mate out of the room.

"Hey, what's the problem mate?"

"Nothing, I just witnessed a physics lesson over the weekend"

"Ooh..."

by literamaniac February 20, 2009

lessence

The lack of character or poor quality of a person when they are never able to be average or more than most people. It's pretty sad when someone is cursed with this.

Mark's lessence when it came to school and sports always meant he'd be picked last.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Lessetarian

Someone who eats meat but voluntarily reduces their intake for health or ethical reasons.

Because there was no refrigeration, my grandfather's family only had meat on the weekends when they had company. I do the same, but I call myself a lessetarian.

by Ken Eckert May 27, 2008

lesson amnesia

The act of forgetting a lesson that you have learned on several occasions but you never seem to remember.

Deciding that you are going to start working out at night only to remember after several failed attempts that you never actually get to exercise due to the many distractions. Damn that lesson amnesia.

by Lolita0891 January 8, 2014