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hedge lecture

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.
1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.
by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010
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Scottish lecture

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.
by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022
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The Lecturer

A mans who knows it all. Gives out knowledge to kids in need of a beating such as Mac and Crack Cheese.
The Lecturer came in my room and yelled at me to buy a truck and a lawn mower.
by The real Trump jr November 4, 2022
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liberal lecture

when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”
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anal lecture

Act of spreading ones sphincter and yelling sentences into the sphincter
Rob was bad so I gave him an anal lecture
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Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.
We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.
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rage lecture

A "rage lecture" is a full-blown verbal beatdown delivered by an instructor in response to some punk-ass student disrupting the class. It's a no-holds-barred communication style aimed at tackling the downright shitty behavior of the student. A fiery mix of frustration and rage, serving as a blistering reminder of who's in charge. Its main goal is to reassert control, put the disruptive student in their damn place, and get the class back on track
Man did you hear Professor Benji today? He went full on rage lecture on Tommy when he suggested that a foundation wasn't a requirement to building a house.
by Mathiass Gruber March 6, 2024
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