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Latcher

A Latcher is someone who "latches" onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you OR sucks you dry physically and emotionally. They then proceed to move on , meanwhile you're left mentally exhausted.
"Gurrrl..JUSTIN was *such* a latcher!! Dodged a bullet on that one!"

"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"
by SugarT August 8, 2014
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latch

1. A correct guess of the artist, album, or name for any given song.

2. The suggestion of something agreeable or tasty. Food, drink, etc.
1. a: Who are these guys?
b: Uh, Toto I think.
a: Good latch!

2. This place is crazy, cheap drinks and beautiful women, nice latch dude.
by a zappa January 14, 2008
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Latchford

One of great importance to all of mankind. The sexiest and the men are the most masculine of all. One can only dream of meeting a Latchford, and if they are lucky enough to meet one their lives are changed forever. The most prolific of these great beings is Harry. They are also the best lovers.
Man I was so depressed, but I just met a Latchford and I feel like just meeting one gives me a reason to live.
by Hello I'm Harry February 6, 2009
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Latch On

When a Kid (usually fat) gathers hold of a stay ball that has been deflected or shot towards him in a game of Cuppies. He will then shoot after doing some stupid skill and go through to the next round when a far better player deserves to go through.
Louis you dick you are suck a Latch On you scabby cunt.
by HarryGray June 13, 2011
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latchkey wife

Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A wife who comes home from work to an empty house, left to her own defenses during the evening, while husband works opposite shift.
Because of her time alone, the latchkey wife was free to have complete control over the remote control and the computer with no interruptions!
by latchkeywife207 August 28, 2009
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latch-key kid

A child who is forced to return home to an empty house after school because women fought for suffrage and rights so they could get jobs and leave their children unsupervised and to their own devises while they convinced the world they didn’t belong in the kitchen.
"Hey! Want to go home and play with my dad's guns? Mom started working so my parents are never home after school!" Thus the life of a latch-key kid and the increase in accidents due to lack of supervision.
by Dorclington April 2, 2009
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