taki layon

When a person rubs there belend for approximately 2 - 3 seconds, then slaps their two primary fingers together in front of the victims face, then rubs then with some force underneath the nose and above the upper lip so that the 'takiness' is rubbed on to the victims nose (the best taki layon is when the victim is unaware and sniffing up).
(see lippy layon)

Oh! Taki Layon!!

by Bitty Crew Member June 16, 2009

Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

Irish Layover

When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.

Girl #1: Hey, did Guy #1 end up catching his flight down to Mexico after that Halloween party?
Guy #2: No, he had an Irish Layover and passed out in a cab on the way to the airport.

by AtTheGate June 17, 2013

layoff

Means to be fired from the job

The company about to layoff 100,000 employees.

by David Kofoed Wind May 18, 2007

LAMOP

Laugh all my overies plum-out-of-my-vagina

Dude that was hillarious!

I know man, LAMOP!

by xxexiledxx13 October 17, 2007

lyop

LYOP, Lick Your Own Pussy

if a hoe tryna hit you up to perform oral on her just go "LYOP bitch" and walk majestically away.

by The majestic dick August 7, 2016

lagophobia

Being afraid of having lag in a videogame.
(slow computer)

He is afraid of having lag, he must have lagophobia!

by Juuster May 18, 2016