the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.

This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie

by High friggin noon dude December 30, 2016

hugh laurie

A British actor who I grew up watching on Black Adder and that other show he did with that fag. He has the worst phony American accent known to man and somehow feels he has to change his voice when he speaks American English. If Americans actually thought he was American, they need to kick themselves in the nuts HARD, because he may as well be speaking Punjabi.

Hugh Laurie sucks as an American, stay British you faggot.

by Bladi May 12, 2007

Laurie Meadows Hot Springs

During sexual relations the man relieves himself (pissing) inside of the females vagina. When done correctly the female will scream, that is when the male grabs his strategically placed urinal cake, and shoves it into the females gapping mouth, releasing a pine fresh scent throughout the room.

Origins- L.M.P.-minus Scotch Hollow-San Mateo, CA

She left the L.M.P. battered and confused, piss dripping down her leg and with a chemical/pine taste in her mouth, spitting out chunks of urinal cakes. When she realized where she was coming from it dawned on her, I've been given the Laurie Meadows Hot Springs.

by Guru650 August 24, 2008

Laurise

The most beautiful girl in the land. Every guy wants her.
Basically the most awesomest person you could meet in this life right next to Jesus.
Geez Laurise yummay.

That is one smokin' Laurise. Mmmhmm.

by Whit&Dan April 27, 2011

Bob and Laurie

A couple who bonds over harassing and threatening other women online. Most tend to be miserable, mentally unstable, hateful, women haters, with an obsession for doordash. They are most likely to go after the most vulnerable women in a community. They strive for the title of the biggest victim. They rarely have any legit supporters because they used private contact information from donations to intimidate them into silence. However, they are secretly waiting for the day they turn on each other, and begin the process of air each other's dirty laundry, in a competition to be top victim. They most likely already have their narratives and lies against each other prepared.

Oh no they broke up? Hopefully they're not a Bob and Laurie kind of couple.

by DidYouCatchThat October 2, 2022

Dirty Lauri

A lady who is unlike any one else, so sexy and beautiful

Sexually amazing, her heart is like pure gold.

Looking for a woman who can make you happier than ever, look no further than Dirty Lauri!

My wife is amazing at everything, dirty Lauri

by Rjvarez June 16, 2023

Larty laurie

A fat black stupid Jew who cracks tortas

“Anthony’s nickname is Larty laurie

by Ethanman06 June 13, 2025