East Lansing

A city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity.

Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high?

by lolredwings April 25, 2011

lavda lassun

Keith: Garlic DICK!
actual: "this and that", "all this"

I have to do this, that, lavda lassun...

by Anupam December 14, 2003

East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.

John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.

by TaintStain May 8, 2008

Lass

A beautiful, young lady

"My what a nice lass she is, eh?"
"You're very right, my good friend! A fine young lady she is!"

by Dubshpee August 27, 2015

tongue-lashing

If someone gives you a tongue-lashing, they shout at you or criticize you in a very forceful way.

After a cruel tongue-lashing, he threw the girl out of the group.

by LeonardusBR October 9, 2008

Beast Lansing

The home of the Michigan State Spartans.

I'm comin' at ya, Beast Lansing, ready or not.

by DetroitWrestling September 2, 2016

Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007