When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
by Norm M August 08, 2011
to be lamped is when it is your turn to host a party
you house is the lamp, therefore everybody else is a moth
you house is the lamp, therefore everybody else is a moth
by coolio16 November 06, 2018
Random white guy: "Where the hell did you get that ugly ass lamp?"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
by Ihatelamps October 21, 2022
English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.
Eddy: “Have you seen Terry? He’s been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”
by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU November 30, 2020
Short for: Look At My Penis
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
by WadeWilson April 29, 2010
verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.
by Geitfaust July 11, 2008