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S.A.L.S. 

Suck At Life Syndrome (also known as SALS), this is used as a description of someone who seems to fail at life.
My car is wrecked, my home is 1 square foot, I have no education, I'm stupid, I must have S.A.L.S.
S.A.L.S. by John DICE April 5, 2007
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R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

Rich Kids On L.S.D. ( RKL ) 

A band apart of the "Nardcore" scene in the east bay. They are known for being a talented punk band, unlike Green Day, Blink-182, or Sum 41, they play more than just a few bar chords. The technical talent of the music is amazing with shredding guitars, groovy bass, punkish drums, and a sick singer.

R.I.P. Derrick Plourde

R.I.P. Bomer

R.I.P. Jason Sears
Rich Kids On L.S.D. ( RKL ) was the greatest punk band ever created.

F.M.L.S.W.A.D. 

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
F.M.L.S.W.A.D. by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

b.e.n.g.a.l.s 

bout every nigga got arrested last season
bill: the cincinnati bengals are trouble makers. jon: you know what b.e.n.g.a.l.s. stands for?
bill: what?
jon: bout every nigga got arrested last season.
b.e.n.g.a.l.s by jdub513 January 28, 2007

F.S-L.S. 

An acronym meaning: Fem with Stud-like Swagger! It is an a term that originated in Baton Rouge, La as an insider for the women of the GAMz. They are also referred to as Stems sometimes.
A: Is she a fem or a stud?
B: Kind of both, but b/c of different aspects of her.
A: She a stem?
B: No. Just a F.S-L.S.
A: What does that mean?
B: She has a girly figure and features, but she has the swag of a stud!
A: I get it. That's what's up!
B: I know right?!