kriss

A russian lamp that's obsessed with sonic and Zhongli's fat cheeks. Also used to describe someone that spends money on a gacha game.

Person A: I just spent 300 dollars on genshin! ill finally get zhongli!
Person B: Stop being such a kriss before you have no retirement money left!

by mazlodowki June 8, 2022

Krissed

It’s like being tricked. But it’s called being Krissed by Kris Jenner.

Person: I like you

You: Oh my god really?
Person: NO HOE YOU JUST GOT KRISSED BAHAHAHAHAHA

by Elliah nosppej June 12, 2022

krissed

Being surprised by Kris Jenner singing and vibing to Lady Marmalade

OMG dude you just got krissed haha

by bottypoopy June 16, 2022

Krissing

When questioning a man’s lost virginity. Also used in the place of ‘cap’.

Ayo G be kinda krissing right now 😳

by TheKrissingKrisser March 8, 2023

#Krissed

When someone tells you something and then tells you that they were joking. They tell you this by saying “you’ve been #krissed”. Then proceed to show you a video oh Kris Jenner dancing.

Person 1: Omg! Did you hear how Facebook is being shut down?
Person 2: What no i didn’t know!
Person 1: LOL jk you’ve been #krissed!

by ava_morr July 19, 2022

Krissed

Getting krissed anywhere online is the new 2022 rickroll. Get krissed nigga.

Person 1; Zendaya Found pregnant?!?
Person 2; Fr??
Person 1; *kardashians mom dancing and singing* get krissed

by Kizviv June 15, 2022

Krissed

Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da
#slaybabes xxx

Maggie: "shut up"
Jemma: "Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da"
Maggie: "not slay"
Jemma: "get krissed babes xx"

by Duckii08 June 19, 2022