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kosom hayaty

literally means: my life's mother's pussy

what it actually means: fuck my life. used to express intense frustration at unfortunate life events. has a sarcastic undertone but mostly to mask the real pain. also just generally satisfying to say. mostly popular amongst egyptians but used by all arabs. there are other derivations such as: "kos okht hayaty" - meaning my life's sister's pussy, and also FML.
"i'm failing my courses, kosom hayaty"
"kosom hayaty why are so many bad things happening to me"
"i wanna die kosom hayaty"
by ashlake June 17, 2021
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koschick

<Verb> Vocalizing loudly about your brute intentions in regards to a situation, but physically unaffectual and impotent to actually follow through on that which is vocalized.
<Noun> One who uses brute and outrageous vocalization of their strength and prowess to hide that fact that physically, they have none.
When I saw that my brother left trash on the counter of my recently clean kitchen I koschicked him up and down, but we all know I couldn't kick his ass.

Don't be such a such koschick! Aknowledge your shortcomings and stop mouthing off like you can do something specatular.
by gottabecarrie October 21, 2010
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Wow, you caught yourself a Kosovich, i'm proud of you!
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Hey Omar did you remember your boyfriend's birthday

A7a kosomy neek.
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DAMN BRA! That nigga wuss a real kosofsky...
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