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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.
This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle
by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019
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knuckle shuffle bros

when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl
me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now
by someguy2117 April 20, 2016
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Knuckle Shuffling

Jeremy when to his room, i think he is knuckle shuffling
by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017
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nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.
by Stickee Fingaz September 22, 2013
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