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Red Knot

The tender state of your mate's balloon knot after a pleasurable evening of anal plundering his or her pucker spot.
Barry left Carla with a quivering red knot after pounding her booty hole.

Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
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pop knot

A knot that “pops up” on one’s head due to a blow such as from blunt force trauma.
When the prison guard rapped an inmate on the head with his Billy club, a big old pop knot rose up on his head!
by dmillswvu82 March 25, 2021
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dirty balloon knot

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.
by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019
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Samuel Knutton

Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.

Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)
Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!

Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.
by KellKvothe January 29, 2019
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knottyhead

knottyhead is what they call Seagram's Gin in Baltimore because of the texture of the bottle.
When you go to the liquor store get me a thing of knottyhead.
by trubblman November 13, 2011
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Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
by Tylerstein October 6, 2006
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Boo Koo Knots

When you get your ass beat and have two knots on your head
“Jordan Exum slammed kurtis in the bathroom stall and now he has boo koo knots.”
by Slim.- October 23, 2019
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