knicker puppies

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level

Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.

by TsuDho November 23, 2009

Fort Knockers

1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.

2. Hooters restaurants.

Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.

Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.

Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.

Shane (older gentleman): Indeed

by Titman69 July 22, 2009

Pretzel knickers

A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.

I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!

by PF Jonny August 31, 2014

knicker beef

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.

Let me taste ya knicker beef.

by Mark Lawson May 27, 2006

knickers

what people in England call panties

OMG!!!!My Knickers are still in my Boyfriend's car!!!!

by Starlight April 17, 2003

Shepherd's pie knickers

the result of being so terrified you begin to hope that what's in your pants is in fact shepherd's pie...

"I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.... "

"Fuck mate, check out my Shepherd's pie knickers!!"

by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010

don't get your knickers in a twist

when one gets upset or crazy over something most people think is unimportant

Sally don't get your knickers in a twist over that split milk on the floor, silly Sally!

by MoreBudlight November 10, 2013