I kiss my own tightness

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.

"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

by ParkMinho August 15, 2018

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

by Ender Piggy April 14, 2017

You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020

Kiss my fat white ass

The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.

John: Hey how are you doing you pompous son of a bitch
Ken: Kiss my fat white ass

Sarah: Hey you skanky hoe whats with all the meat
Barbie: Kiss my fat white ass bitch

by DEATHONASTICK June 11, 2006

you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017

kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle

Kiss my black ass yo'

You can just kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle!

by Pimp masta' Heath from the Ghetto! April 21, 2005

Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club

An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world. One of the best segments in the WWE!

"Next week on Raw Triple H, you will join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club!" - Vince McMahon

by Mullet McFuckington July 11, 2008