Keagan

He might just be a person who is confusing and very slow. Keagan most likely has a very weird personality and 3-5 close friends at most. He is built weird and acts weird so basically everything about him is weird.

Sometimes he’s not a good friend because of how awkward and embarrassing he is. He wishes he could be better for everyone and himself but it is what it is.

An example: Ew Keagan is so gay and i hate gays.

Another example: I hate people like him i swear…

by this isn’t real November 19, 2023

kheegan

Kheegans are all very creepy and will not hesitate to stalk you if they are fascinated by you if one approaches you cover your nose because most of them smell like ass. A kheegan will always have a new crush every week and always be "too shy to ask alone". So beware if you know a kheegan in your area you need to stay low and avoid being targeted.

Oh my God, is kheegan tailing us?

by Ball licker 200 January 15, 2024

Keagan

Will shit in Dani’s car while high on sharpie fumes. Then will pass out in her bushes and piss her self.
Do not trust with fiber or corn.
Probably Extremely Gay

Oh god you left Keagan alone in my car…

by Keagan probably shit in my car May 23, 2025

keagan

a femboy who owns 3 ikea sharks and dresses gay with long hair and mutton chops and has a sister who might be better then him and he is extremely homosexual

keagan drank 2 bears after beating his husband

by wishy_real September 9, 2025

Colorado keagan

King of the fuck boys a wanna be gang member a Crip but the only way they are affiliated is there cripped in the brain. One who is most likely to drop the soap in juice and get that thuggish roughish bone

That faggit was a real Colorado keagan

by Purple nurble February 9, 2022