Fucky Kazoo

When your dick hurts so you have to put a kazoo over it to keep away the skin to skin contact but still cum inside of her.

"Bro my dick was so swollen I had to use a fucky kazoo on her"

by ThatKazooKid March 27, 2019

meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”

by SeanPP May 12, 2019

Alabama Kazoo

When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.

"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."

by Hamilton Cannon January 8, 2019

Kazoo Dick

When you are spooning with your significant other and they fart into your dickhole.

I had to break up with Stacy, she kazoo dicked me last night, I'm not trying to be in that kind of band.

by Posepha Jrice January 2, 2021

cancer kazoo

The annoying wheeze of a smoker.

I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.

by mrs_equator August 15, 2006

Banjo Kazoo

A coalition of a sexy asian and an emo mexican, two very rare things finally combined to make a supreme being.

The other day i was eating rice while straightening my hair when i realized whoa! im a Banjo Kazoo to the max!

by B Ngo September 25, 2005

Bass Kazoo

a musical instrument AKA Cello

Person 1: What are you carrying? it looks like a coffin!
Person 2: That's my bass kazoo!
Person 1: You had me worried for a second!

by Dami123 November 21, 2011