The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
by RODERIC June 08, 2022
She is the type of girl to be very smart but doesn't think she is, she is also a great friend and usually depicts as the type to be short and have short hair. She is obviously bestie, she is Elizabeth Kan but she also goes by Lizzy sometimes. She is the type of girl to be the best.
person1: I wonder who passed?
person2: It's Elizabeth Kan ofcourse!!
person1: She is the best, I wish to be like Elizabeth Kan one day.
person2: It's Elizabeth Kan ofcourse!!
person1: She is the best, I wish to be like Elizabeth Kan one day.
by shrek_is_hot69 November 24, 2021
by maboi69 October 09, 2020
by HAGEMONSTER July 14, 2008
The act of going into someone's "garoos" and kaning them. It is legal to kan someone's garoos without consent.
I'm going to kan your garoos.
by Iorn ghost April 11, 2021