A term used to describe eternal, God given bad luck of an unworldly, yet consistently colossal magnitude.
Danny James is running late to work this Morning after feeding the Pony in the early hours of the Morning. He eventually pulls up to his usual parking space in his Ford Fiesta.

Danny James: *Opens car door* Gyuerrrrrrrrrrrp

*A pungent smell pollutes the surroundings of the car park*

Danny James is then noticed by a neighbouring colleague, who is also exiting his vehicle.

The pure sight of Danny James in the early hours of the Morning is enough to invoke a slow head-shake of derision for anyone, but this is promptly interrupted by a mild squelch.

Danny James has indeed stepped in dog shit, immediately after stumbling out of his car. His shift has not even started.

Bad Juju.
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1. The unquantifiable magical influences that the vagina exerts over the male psyche.
2. The residual sway a vagina has over a penis after a relationship ends which deters the male from having sex with another female.
"He's going to be single for a while, his ex cast some serious vajayjay juju on him."
by the2percent November 22, 2015
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A term of affection for someone whose name begins with J.
J.R. is my juju bear.
by Missa_Sempai December 26, 2009
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A Juju Non is a low level, player commonly in Shadow Assassin Armour (3/4 to be precise), a Juju Shortbow, and a serious lack of accessories and skill. Juju nons commonly die in floors 6 and below, and always ruin Floor 7 runs. Most of a Juju Non's net worth comes from their beloved juju and their 3/4 Shadow Assassin. Juju nons are well known for their hate of archer dupe and complain despite the other archer being a cata 50 term user.
Juju Non: arch dupe change class plsssss
Person 2: But im cata 42 in max necron and have term tho
Juju Non: No one asked change
Person 2: No
Juju Non: *leaves the party*
by EliteRay002 April 15, 2023
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The most loving amazing person ever.

She is very smart, and gets A+’s on all tests.
Person: Have You Seen Juju Siwa!? She’s The Best Person Ever!
by Juju siwa March 2, 2022
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another appellation for the cutest girl who is known as Poot.
goodnight my lil pookie juju
by delicious jr. October 20, 2023
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"JUJU" means "Magic/Luck" when combined with the word "Pussie" it means "A Vagina Full of luck".

When a female has a pink inside and clean vagina. vagina is usually extra moist ,gummy & the clit not hanging down.
yo bro the chick last night had some good "juju pussie" I came in like 5 mins
by therealgenius2020 September 3, 2019
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