Dirty Joss

The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril”

He sounded like a Dirty Joss last night

by cm9884 May 18, 2021

Julianna Joss

The most perfect, wonderful, selfless, compassionate, thoughtful, supportive woman in the world. Also is a BAB (Bad-Ass Ballerina). Has gorgeous waist-length mermaid hair and perfect porcelain skin. A beautiful person, inside and out.

"Joss is boss!"

teacher: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

child: "Julianna Joss!"

by Lizzy:) October 7, 2011

Jossification

To make something sound like it was written by Buffy creator Joss Whedon.

Have you noticed the Jossification of this revamped Dr Who?

A: It's like bad with an extra suitcase of bad.
B: Jossification much?

by boredlaura October 23, 2006

Jossed

When a character or his/her close relation is unnecessarily maimed or killed. This includes, but is not limited to the stylings of Joss Whedon (see Fred Weasley).

Person 1: Dude, On a scale of Spike to Tara, how bad was Wesley jossed?
Person 2: More than Coulson, less than Connor.

by mael March 30, 2013

jossen

To steal something from your close friends or collegues.

"Last night he jossed my cigarettes", or, "A few months ago, he jossed my gamecomputer, and I just found out about it"
Als ik hiet mijn sleutels neerleg, zal niemand ze jossen, toch?

by Onslow July 11, 2006

Josslybum

Josslybum is the name given to a homosexual man who likes to insert furry objects into his anus. He achieves this by purchasing lube/vaseline and objects with a furry fabric covering it. The craze for this started in the Victorian Era and it is rumoured that even Prince Albert himself was a fan. However this 'activity' is highly dangerous and has been known to kill, like the incident in 1998 when an individual inserting several feathers inside his colon and died from puncturing a vital artery.

Gary: 'How are you enjoying your new neighbours?'
Hugo:' I hate them! The Guy's a Josslybum'

Prisoner: Whilst i was inside i suffered at the hands of many a different Josslybum'

by Ndawgggg :) October 13, 2011

jossing

A variation of "joshing", to joke. Used on a title card in the silent film "Hollywood the Unusual" (c.1927)

We weren't serious, we were just jossing.

by Nathan Hendler February 8, 2008