Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

johny boi wick

when a group of homeless 52 year olds gang rapes a 7 year old.

hey guys, we should johny boi wick that 7 year old...

by nigger whipper 900000000 January 11, 2019

johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.

Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.

by Smeagle69 September 10, 2013

johny applesteed

A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar

God there's johny AppleSteed

by His daddy January 25, 2018

Johnie Canine

A chaotic fluff ball of energy that creates EPIC punk rock music both as a solo act and as the leader of the band Nova Slicers. He also likes mama-gens.

"That guy really likes Mommy robots, he's such a Johnie Canine."

by The Anonymous Fox February 17, 2025