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by anonymous March 5, 2022
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Johny-Verse

Johny-Verse
(noun; cinematic mythology, musical universe, creative phenomenon)
The Johny-Verse is the sprawling, multi-dimensional universe created by musician-storyteller K.L.B., where myth, music, and madness collide under twin moons. At its heart is Jumping Johny Tork, the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Heavyweight Champion of the Known Galaxies — part hero, part chaos, all heart.
Within its shimmering borders live the Seven Identical Elf Queens, the mighty black dragon Charlie, the detachable trickster Tiger the Taint Tail, and the broken boy of Earth One who dreamed the whole thing into being. Together they battle dark sorceresses, cosmic emperors, and the heartbreak of being human.
The Johny-Verse isn’t just a story — it’s a state of creation, a place where childhood nostalgia, arena rock, and fantasy opera crash together in glorious noise. Each song, image, and video adds another galaxy to the myth.
Example:
“Dude, have you heard Songs Forged in Starlight? Welcome to the Johny-Verse — nothing’s ever been so weirdly beautiful.”
by K.L.B. Genesis November 9, 2025
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Johnie Canine

A chaotic fluff ball of energy that creates EPIC punk rock music both as a solo act and as the leader of the band Nova Slicers. He also likes mama-gens.
"That guy really likes Mommy robots, he's such a Johnie Canine."
by The Anonymous Fox February 17, 2025
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Johny

Person who fuk cars and play with Brazilian girls.
Very beautiful.
by Ainhoainada November 23, 2021
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Johnie Mae

One of the sweetest people known to man kind.
Dang Johnie Mae is the sweetest girl I know
by TheNameIsV March 19, 2023
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A Johny Poo-Poo Incident

This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.
My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.
by Pity_Woman May 18, 2024
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