Johnathan C. Eldritch , often abbreviated to JCE or shortened to John or Johnny, is a fictional character within the "PHOBOS" ARG webseries. He first appeared in voice only, speaking in a transatlantic accent, but was later revealed in a humanoid form. Johnathan is depicted as a tall man in a suit and loosely-fitting tie, having a white skeleton-like face and horns in the shape of cartoon arrows. His face is expressive, shown to blink and emote when talking.
Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.
Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.
by SuperCooper778 October 11, 2021
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by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021
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A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*
I love you goober♡
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*
I love you goober♡
by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022
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