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JoeHoe

Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.
That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.
by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009
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Trader JoeHoe

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.
They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!
by hidekoeng December 14, 2008
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Joehoez

A pet name given to the highly popular band 'The Jonas Brothers'
Although many people dislike this band for one reason or another, they be hella rich, so I am guessing they don't care.
But you can keep on dissing them all you want, you Wal-Mart employee, you.
1. Maria Rosa, the slota, got tickets to go to the Joehoez concert! What a sacapuntas.

2. My friend Leona is ugly and I hate her, mostly because she snagged a pair of the Joehoez's underwear. Unfortunately, they were clean.
by H*ck Yeah February 16, 2009
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joehood

the realest nigga in flawda
a flawda nigga
tha boss
orlando goon
dat nigga joehood was slangin choppas down off 9th street
by pistol playa February 23, 2008
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Joehowie

He is the King of all buttfuckers and the chief of rapeology. He is the reason the legend of joe-howie was created, stand in front of a mirror and say his name 5 times, you will here "mmmnnnaaa" and then feel a sharp, quick, pain, deep inside your forbidden chocolate cave.
Josh: "have you heard about the legend of joehowie?"
Rob: "ya, last time I said his name in a mirror, I received a gnarly prolapse!"
by Pheelmor Tyts January 28, 2022
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Joehoes

A slang term used for the cult of Jehovah's Witnesses.
This morning a group of Joehoes came to my door and started to try to preach to me about Jehovah!

I keep telling this Joehoe I'm Roman Catholic, but he doesn't listen and still tries to have me sign up for his Joehoe Watch Tower magazine..?

I heard the Joehoes believe that Jesus Christ died on an upright stake instead of a cross!?

Look at that Joehoe run! Run Joehoe! Run!
by granttheman June 24, 2013
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