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Mac and jiz

A group males gather around a bowl of mac and cheese, everybody jerks it and jiz's on the mac and cheese the last one to jiz on it has to eat the mac and jiz and the first one who jiz's on it it is declared winner.
At the party Saturday we played the game mac and jiz , but I lost.
by Thefunnyguy101 July 10, 2016
mugGet the Mac and jizmug.

jiz-a-rita

After a chick gives you head, to completion, she takes a shot of tequila before swallowing your load....a jiz-a-rita!
Dude, that hottie gave me great head (the first in 3 years) and then after I blew my load...she threw back a shot of Cuervo and had herself a jiz-a-rita!
by donkey punch pirate June 15, 2006
mugGet the jiz-a-ritamug.

jiz waterfall

(noun) the ooze of jiz that emerges from a vagina around 11am the morning after it was deposited there.
Aww, man! I need to go change my underwear. I just had a jiz waterfall.
by jiz can March 18, 2011
mugGet the jiz waterfallmug.

jiz kit

a game where you masterbait on a cracker as fast as you can. Last one to master bait has to eat the cracker.
Sean: Wanna play jiz kit
Josh: Yeah
by no name from me ooo December 17, 2018
mugGet the jiz kitmug.

jiz mop

mop used to mop up jiz primarilly in nudie booths and or other fine low level porn establishments.
Ron !! Grab that jiz mop and take of this shit in booth 2. This guy jizzed all over the glass. I mean it looks Peter North spent the night in here.
by joe_bob20 April 28, 2008
mugGet the jiz mopmug.

Jiz Jamboree

by sexseller March 29, 2008
mugGet the Jiz Jamboreemug.

jiz whore

A greedy whore who can't get enough jiz.
Karen sucks boys for fun she is such a greedy jiz whore
by Defcol February 27, 2014
mugGet the jiz whoremug.

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