Cross between Jim from American Pie and Emile Heskey.
Complete inability to pull birds, followed by massive lack of confidence, then the Bambi on ice skates effect and the inevitable falling over.
Also see gaidmonds and gaids.
Complete inability to pull birds, followed by massive lack of confidence, then the Bambi on ice skates effect and the inevitable falling over.
Also see gaidmonds and gaids.
Jimskey: 'Hey baby, you is hot!'
Chick: 'Fuck off JIMSKEY'
Jimskey: 'Whoaaa', slip, CRACK
Chick: 'What a fucking JIMskey'.
You are a fucking JIMskey.
Chick: 'Fuck off JIMSKEY'
Jimskey: 'Whoaaa', slip, CRACK
Chick: 'What a fucking JIMskey'.
You are a fucking JIMskey.
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by Junkdumper January 26, 2009
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Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.
1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!
2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.
2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.
by ToeKnee September 17, 2005
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by Rhinohorn69 October 15, 2015
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At breakfast, I made a special drink for Amber. I called it jismjuice. She had no idea what she was drinking.
by Ray McGlyn May 5, 2008
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damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!
if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
by michelle216753421 May 12, 2007
Get the jism mug.A euphemism coined by William S. Burroughs, used in the same sense as the metaphor "finding the common thread," albeit implying the 'common thread' is itself something awful; junk addiction, in Burroughs' case.
"The world network of junkies, tuned on a cord of rancid jissom, tying up in furnished rooms, shivering in the junk-sick morning." -from 'Naked Lunch'
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