Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020

Jism

The thing that comes out my big slong.

Yes mummy I’m about to jism.

by Ur my August 24, 2021

jism wapper

Youngster-often used to describe an adolecent

Yo, jism wapper, bring me a beer you worthless puke.

by p_jackson March 30, 2018

jism buddies

Friends with benefits

That’s not her boyfriend, they’re just jism buddies.

by xemo March 13, 2022

jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.

I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.

by Spratt626 November 17, 2015

Jism

Another word for semen, jizz, and cum. The white stuff that comes out of a man’s cock.

Larry David: Scum sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Garlin: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma cock!

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 4, 2023

tism jism

That which is sprayed over a keyboard when certain people read fan fiction of Sonic the Hedgehog being fucked by a choo choo train.

Guy 1: Why is this library computer keyboard so sticky!?

Guy 2: Check the search history...

Guy 1: The last thing searched was "Sonic and the Steam Engine IX."

Guy 2: Quick! Wash your hands-- that's tism jism!

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022