jism wapper

Youngster-often used to describe an adolecent

Yo, jism wapper, bring me a beer you worthless puke.

by p_jackson March 30, 2018

Jism

The thing that comes out my big slong.

Yes mummy I’m about to jism.

by Ur my August 24, 2021

Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020

jism bucket

A male or female person whose primary use in life is to be a sperm depository.

Fred is such a jism bucket, it leaks from his ears.

by Nailbanger July 10, 2021

Jism

When a male or female jerks another person off and asphyxiates them with their jizz

I heard Trevor cheated on you. What did you do?!
Well, I first acted like I was gonna sleep with him then I jism’d the f**k out of him

by BajMajVaj July 23, 2019

jism queen

A really hot woman, most favoured by voyeurs, in particular those who top the 'models list ' on popular porn sites.

It only took me two minutes to get there, thanks to the jism queen.

by funkbadger January 16, 2025

jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.

I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.

by Spratt626 November 17, 2015