Jed

A lightweight, sissy, girly man who likes to do pedicures and loves to french braid girls' hair. A Jed typically reads Cosmo magazine in his free time and loves to shop for new the latest antiques.

"Did you see that girl with those antiques?"

"No, that was just a Jed. Check out his fantastic pedicure!"

by Jedalicious April 25, 2009

Jed

A guy who will forever be lonely. He is most often a programmer. Jed doesn't want to be lonely but he tries his best. By the age of 14 he has already been rejected 7 times. Man it sucks to be a Jed. Jeds can be very incomprehensible and stupid but can exceed at certain things.

Girl 1: Hehe I just rejected Jed yesterday, he was so nerdy and stupid hehe.
Girl 2: IKR lol hahaha

by another_lonely_person August 6, 2020

Jed

Someone who is very notorious for being a clout generator

Person 1: You know Jed?
Person 2: I heard she has a lot of accounts

by RoboticDreamz July 22, 2022

Jed

Jed is an interesting guy, he’s gay everyone knows that and has a tic-tac shape head

Have you seen jed

You mean the tic-tac shaped head gay one?

by User18000873626293 October 6, 2021

Jed

One fat black cunt that likes the taste of kids especially Dubai kids

What you saying Jed

by Dontbedflipmeplease November 24, 2021

Jed

A very short Italian boy who mostly talks about cars and some dude who invested in a landfill. He can barely add 2+2 but still claims hes more intelligent than everyone else. Literally only eats bagels with butter, meat sandwitches cookies and pasta. Runs a lame meme account as well with less than 40 followers but goes on it for 2+ hours a day. He also has pretty dopey hair and tries to steal teachers watches while they are not around.

Did you see that boi sneaking around Mr. M's room trying to steal a watch, what a jed.

by maxgolf123 May 7, 2018

JED

inbred, to be the child of two related people such as ur mum and her cousin

ur a jed u have eleventy seven toes

by $erve@d June 23, 2006