To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.
Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!
Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.
Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.
Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
by SteenaLouise May 25, 2015
by Spackerman !00000 January 18, 2018
by Yummy yummy eat dat tummy September 27, 2020
If you have a Jasper in you're life than you're good to go! he's the type of person who cares for everybody. It may seem like he isn't listening to you, but he is! Most Jaspers like to play video games!
by Mindless Wonder December 06, 2019
Jasper's act cool and immature put are truly sweethearts A lot of people don't like Jaspers but don't judge a book by its cover.
by Friend to all August 31, 2018
A small little cunt who didn't grow at all over lockdown and now back at school and everyone is twice the size of him
by jasper staff September 21, 2020
What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.
Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.
Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020