Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

Jasper

Just a spacker and wanker.

Wow it's Jasper, careful, he might jiz on you.

by Spackerman !00000 January 18, 2018

Jasper

If you have a Jasper in you're life than you're good to go! he's the type of person who cares for everybody. It may seem like he isn't listening to you, but he is! Most Jaspers like to play video games!

person 1: have you seen that new kid Jasper??

person 2: uh yeah! he's so cool!! and smart

by Mindless Wonder December 5, 2019

Jasper

A bitch that steals ur sandwiches with his fat ass arms

God jasper is annoying he stole my GOD DAMN SANDWICH.

by Yummy yummy eat dat tummy September 26, 2020

Jasper

Jasper's act cool and immature put are truly sweethearts A lot of people don't like Jaspers but don't judge a book by its cover.

Ugh It's Jasper
-Hey don't be so mean just get to know him

by Friend to all August 31, 2018

JaSpeR

A small little cunt who didn't grow at all over lockdown and now back at school and everyone is twice the size of him

"yo look over there that's the small cunt jasper who gets lippy to everyone "

by jasper staff September 21, 2020

Jaspering

What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.

Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.

Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering

by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020