A beast of pure sexual energy, able to seduce anyone he comes across with his plate cut and build similar to that of Ferb from Phineas and Ferb.
mmmm Jarod.
by peepeepoopoooo November 12, 2022
Get the Jarod mug.Someone who's to himself and very quiet but when you get to know him he's a really good, loving, funny person when you get to know him. He could also be mean but in a funny way. He's not afraid of anything, and loyal to those he's close with.
"Jarion's so quiet."
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Get the Jarrod (Guy) mug.When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.
He left without saying anything.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020
Get the Dirty Jarrod mug.An unbelievable hot guy, who is nothing but muscles. Usually blond hair and eyes that draw you in and never want to look away. He knows how to cheer up his girl by making her laugh and keeping a smile on her face. Knows how to treat a woman like a lady and also knows how to be a REAL man. Very protective but in a good way. Sometimes stubborn and hard-headed and has to learn the hard way and very good hard worker. But once he learns he never makes the same mistake twice. Always puts her first and loves showing her off. He is very down to earth and has secret talents such as being the best singer, especially when he's singing you to sleep and the best in the bed. When he loves, he loves hard. So romantic!
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