Jahnella

For one of the smartest girls you'll ever meet it's amazing how stupid some of the things she says can be. She has an amazing heart not able to say anything mean even when its deserved. She has no idea how amazing she is and wouldn't believe you if you told her. She is one of a kind. A natural beauty with dark flowing hair and chocolate eyes that will hold the truth. A truly precious girl loved by all. With the best intentions despite the three day wait you will endure when expecting a reply to a unfound text. She has a special sense of humour and you just have to laugh even if only at her outstanding clumsiness! With so much potential i cant wait 2 see how she will make this world a better place in a way only she could.

example 1: person 1: oh my gosh! I just saw a girl trip up a hill, fall backwards into an icecream truck roll down the hill get thrown from the van only 2 land on a savage pig n be carried half way across china where she slipped off into a pit of jelly.as she she tried 2 pull herself out she accidently put her hand in a frypan. Pulling it away in pain she lunged from the pit n landed on 80 rusty nails. person 2: wow. Unlucky! Who was this girl?! person 1: i think her name was jahnella. person 2: oh that explains everything. Example 2: Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Dr Seus and she's curing cancer! Watch out AIDS your next!

by agentmax January 1, 2011

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

Jane Hathaway

A sexual act in which a woman has an orgasm on a mans chest.

Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.

- Office Coworker in Archer

by Acidick June 12, 2016

Jane

Verb: to put people in their place if they are behaving unreasonably

A woman pushed in front of me in the queue so I Janed her

by Estepona July 30, 2018

janegang

A Cult

She’s not as nice as she used to be. Heard she was part of Janegang

by CultLeaderJane August 16, 2023

janeeta

Janeeta is known as a gift from god.she is very loyal and she is beautiful everyone loves her and says she is the most amazing person

I wish i was a janeeta

by Essentially February 3, 2018

Virgin Mary Jane

Noun: A person who is smoking marijuana for the first time, usually followed by excessive coughing and a repeating statement of "I'm so high."

The Virgin Mary Jane began eating all of my pizza rolls and kept saying "I'm so high."

That pussy only took one hit.

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009