Skip to main content

IXL

Website designed in hell to get children to rip their hair out and destroy the funded computers schools have so they get more money. This website is a virtual penitentiary but for kids, and for the non-convicted. In some cases this can cause PTSD, suicidal thoughts and going to school under the influence.
“Why is little timmy hitting the school funded computers??? We gotta pay for that shi now!!!!!”
“Oh, it’s that IXL he has to do.”
“Oh, that explains why! He had to be hospitalized because he was diagnosed with depression, PTSD, mood swings, heart attacks, and a brain aneurysm because of it!”
by BrxndNxwRhxroaa sucks dick November 12, 2024
mugGet the IXLmug.

IXL

A stupid motherfucking "education website" that will make you end up feeling suicidal rage by the end of a 10 minute session
"Holy fucking shit why is there dead body bleeding 25 metric tons of blood in front of the prison cell??!?!"

"Oh yeah, the Judge sentenced Jimmy to .00001 milliseconds on IXL"
by Decimus10 January 21, 2024
mugGet the IXLmug.

Ixl

Me: AHH IXL TIME
by Elhummer May 3, 2024
mugGet the Ixlmug.

IXL

A method of torture used on children from pre-k to 12th grade

usually causes stress suicidal thoughts and strokes
Assigned by teacher's so they can make our lives more miserable
teacher: Why am I going to hell
Angel: because you tortured your students by steady assigning IXL's
by Unkown1 November 30, 2023
mugGet the IXLmug.

IXL

An educational website that makes you rip out hair, scream and cry, and in some cases, even results in a broken ass laptop
Teacher: Kids, do your math on IXL
Kid A: Nope, not doing it at all
mugGet the IXLmug.

IXL

IXL is a kids Learning app for grades k-12 that is useful to some teachers but some kids hate it. It has math science social studies and language arts with many lesson inside of each subject
Get on IXL Math and do B1-B4.
It’s IXL time.
by I LIKE CHEEZITS September 17, 2021
mugGet the IXLmug.

Share this definition