by Da Something January 21, 2021
Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.
Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–
by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022
Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?
by Jank Sinatra September 12, 2023
When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.
Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019
by Kushlossus of Klout November 20, 2021
1. A phrase describing the act of habitually reserving judgment regarding people, places, and/or situations;
2. Avoiding forming opinions and conclusions which one is not required or beholden to form.
2. Avoiding forming opinions and conclusions which one is not required or beholden to form.
by jack1e August 21, 2010
The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.
(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)
(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)
by PartisanZ July 21, 2022